FRIDAY

yesterday, was the 5th day of work. I have to say i'm settling in pretty well, but yday was quite bad in that it was the most tiring and boring day since monday. at about 3 plus i started to drift away. i could not really stay awake or focused as there was only one thing to do, which was too plain SIAN. thus i did a bit of the work, and tried to find means or keeping my eyes open. for once i still had to play a game on my handphone, go toilet n times and watched the seconds pass by. i have to be more alert/ awake for the following months to really survive man.. hope it won't get too bad, too quickly.

speaking of yday, the dept organised a celebration for 3 Feb babies in the pantry, during lunch. i had no idea what was gg on and i followed my colleague Keith down to wait for the rest for lunch, before he got a call and asked me to go up with him, but he would have guessed what it was all about alr.

upstairs, they laid out all the food on the table including canadian pizza, kfc chicken and popcorn chicken, fruits, jelly and chicken wings. it was a bit of 冷场 and stoning session for i only knew ~5 of the ~20 in the room. most are just faces that appear in the office. hahaha. one lady still told me, "等一下你不要吓到啊.." and i was like thinking what are they gg to do to the bday ppl, esp the bday guy (Keith) as the other two are females. they gonna scare him? smash his face into a cake? No idea.

anws, there were so many CAMERAS around and it was 猛拍 TIME! one lady even had a video cam in her hand. then everyone bagan to feast in and enjoyed the food. in total i had three slices of pizza and some pieces of popcorn chicken. thats (OBVIOUSLY) not the 重点. After that, a cake was taken out of the fridge. they placed the candles which are shaped as alphabets, so there were so many candles, forming HAPPY BIRTHDAY. and three more "normal" candles. i was like thinking are they gonna light up all, but the candles were supposed to be "recycled" lol. aka reused. so only 3 were lit up. but that is still not the 重点.

the 重点 is that at this time, someone opened a cabinet and took out 3 plates of "things" and on the first look, i couldn't help but laugh. LOL. it is damn creative and exquisite and detailed and somehow, cute. haha i have never seen anything like this before. maybe some of you have, i definitely have not. i was said to be from the internet, but improvised by the ladies who organised and planned it. on the plates, there were human bodies formed from food! omg. there were two males and one female, gifted to the two females and one male colleagues. amazing stuff! i didnt take photos but it was stunning. haha it got everyone laughing. but it was R-RATED. haha no wonder she warned me 不要吓到啊, as i was youngest one in the room.haha i also 20 yrs old only, cannot watch this R21 stuff. lol.

if i get the photos i will post it. imgaine for now. the head was a fishball, with vegs making up the hair, some chilli and raisins to form the face, asparagus the hands. the main body part is made with two whole fried chicken wings joined tgt with toothpicks at the drumlet part, with the remaining parts of the wings splitting up into two legs. wide open. and of cos the most impt part is the privates. erhem. for the male version, there is a hot dog, erhem. and even have two raisins below them. erhem.and seaweed on top. erhem. and 发菜 on the chest. erhem. for the female one, there are two pineapple tarts, you know, the kind with some herb on top that you have to remove before eating, that incredibly formed the erhem chest. and later one, someone even placed a strawberry on the female versions, between the wings, erhem.

total 疯掉! everyone was just laughing non-stop, stunned by the vivid detailed "model" formed. and 猛拍 and 猛拍. and best of all, the feb babies had to, erhem, eat the hotdog and the pineapple tarts, and the seaweed. hahaha. to think of it it was quit disgusting, but of cos they are all adults and sportingly agreed to all the requests. after eating the cake and all the stuff, the incredible "models" were still on everyones minds as some even played with them and place the male version on the female version.

It was truely an eye-opener for me! i was not 吓到. it was just very interesting, as i answered when ppl asked me. the interesting part is that i tot this kinda things should be played on teenagers and young ppl, in contrast to the room, with 5 guys and 15 ladies. (yes i counted) and those who are the most excited and involved were the ladies, presumingly in their 30s. hmm. interesting indeed!!

and it is commonly understood that the ppl present would think twice before eating fried chicken wings again. or at least eating them would bring a smile on their faces. =]